Today, I shall post Adam's 3 rules for traveling inside a building, one with say, elevators, and long hallways. for example... a hospital (completely random example there, really!)

1) if your only going up or down one floor, and your not carrying anything, then your fat ass needs to take the stairs. I swear, it could be good for you! You might even lose a pound or two!

Nothing pisses me off more than trying to get somewhere with a cart of equipment, on a schedule, and having the elevator stop on 2, watch some fat pig waddle on, hit 3, and get off a floor later. the whole while bitching about how she had to wait 10 minutes for the elevator. The stairs are like, 3 feet away. Buck up, drop the Twinkies, and take them.

2) If you are morbidly obese, disabled, or otherwise unable to walk at a normal pace, within the normal allotment of human personal space, pick a god damn side of the hallway and stay there.

If I have to try and juke around you like a receiver dodging a defensive line because your lurching down the center of the hallways like some kind of undead zombie flick reject with a broken leg, then that's not cool. I'm gonna get pissed, and noone wants that.

3) The center of the hallway and or intersection is NOT a place to stop and have a conversation

Seriously folks, it's corporate yuppie artwork on the walls, it's no place to stop with 6 of your closest friends and discuss the wonderful depiction of a duck on a lake. visit a god damn museum, or go talk in the cafeteria, whatever, just get the hell out of my way, Your blocking traffic.

For anyone thinking I'm a heartless bastard, picking on poor sick people and cancer patients, I'm not. Those people can do what they need to, I have no problem with them, because they have enough problems of their own. It's the people I encounter on a daily basis, who should know how to get around a hospital (kinda cause they work there) that I have issues with.