Stock up on canned goods! The end is near!

no, seriously! it's the endtimes, before you know it there will be snowball fights in hell, flying bacon everywhere, cats and dogs will be living together! how do I know? look at the 2 weeks if news headlines:

Apple computers announces it's switching to Intel processors!

Roger Waters reunites with Pink Floyd!

my mother booked a vacation ONLINE!

and now, after doing nothing but badmouthing the iPod, Michael Dell (Hell, er Dell Computers) has stated that if Steve gives him the chance, he'd LOVE to offer MacOS X on Dell boxes 0_o WTF!

If you need me, I'll be in the bomb shelter awaiting the end.